Big Brother 14 Episode 8- For The Love Of God, Shut Up Joe!!!

[MaxxFisher]

For The Love Of God,
Shut Up Joe!!!

Greetings my loyal minions, Maxx Fisher here,

Sundays it’s easy to get my articles started. You see after Big Brother, True Blood is on. And it sucks. I mean it really, really sucks. Why do I watch it? It used to be good & I like the books. Don’t judge me. Right now there are only 2 things that suck more than True Blood. The fact that the Coaches will be coming into the game no matter how you vote. And Britney’s ability to coach. It’s just hard to decide which one sucks more.

I’m Sorry Did You Say Something
Let me just say this, I pray that Joe goes home. There have been a lot of people that are loud in the Diary Room, Dan, Sharon, Rachel & Rachel again. Joe on the other hand screams. Just shouts. I think the people in the DR probably ask him to do it a little, but I blame him for the shear volume of his expressiveness. You can also blame the DR for his sucking up. On the first morning of Shane’s HOH reign he made Sir Shane a suck up breakfast. He carried it upstairs and served it. Boogie thinks it’s pathetic and he’s right but from the chatter on the feeds it was the DR that suggested it.

Everyone and I mean everyone wants Frank to go up on the block. I think maybe Frank wants Shane to put Frank up, that’s how much the house wants him. Actually Frank and Boogie are the only ones that want Someone other than Frank up. Shane has made a deal with those 2 not to put up Frank but so many people are coming at him from all sides to boot Frank. Dan, Britney, Janelle. Hell, Danielle took a break from trying to bone Shane to make the case for a Frank ouster. That break did not last long. Danielle wants to join the small club of people that have had sex in the Big Brother house. Quite an honor. Shane’s plan right now is to put up Wil & Joe and get rid of Wil.

You Can Only Get Equipment Like That In Amsterdam
But that was not meant to be. We had the Coach’s Competition. It was a gym themed one. If it was a gym from a 70’s porno film. There were 3 rounds where the Coach’s basically had to have sex in some way or another with exercise machines and the person that did the worst in each round was out, but once they were out they could pick a prize. Brit was the first one out and she got to pick 2 people to be Have Nots. Once again Ian volunteered and Britney pick Joe. Next out was Boogie and his prize was $10,000 that he had 2 split with 2 other people. But there was a catch, the money was broken up into 3 amounts, $6000, $3000 & $1000. Naturally Boogie, who is part owner of several restaurants took the $6000. When deciding how to split the rest of the money Frank pointed to his 2 teammates, Ian & Jenn. Ian got $6000 & Jenn got $1000. It was really sweet because Ian, being a poor student had no money and the gift of $3000 brought tears to his eyes.

It came down to Janelle and Dan, not really because Janelle destroyed him in the competition. Dan’s prize was a sushi party for himself & 5 others. He picked the other coaches and Danielle & Shane. He gave reasons for it but they were wrong, except for Danielle, he did pick her because she’s his only player. He picked the rest because he did not want the other Coaches or Shane alone in the house with the other players to make any deals. Smart. So Janelle won and chose not to trade a player, she gave Wil safety. This screwed up Shane’s plans. And, they did no show this on the show, upset Joe & Ashley, her other 2 players. Janelle save Wil because she knew he was a target and because she had already saved Ashley before. But the 2 of them felt abandoned. Especially Ashley who is just kind of needy. I don’t know how Janelle is supposed to give safety to all 3 of them but they somehow think she should make it happen.

Do Either Of Them Know What They Are Doing?
Just prior to the nomination everyone comes to Shane & Britney up in the HOH. First it’s Janelle & Joe. They push, push, push for Frank. Then Frank & Boogie come up and push for 2 of Janelle’s players to go up. In the middle of all of this Shane is called to the DR, presumably to start the Nomination Ceremony. Alone Brit tells Shane for the millionth time that it would be better to nominate 1 from Janelle and 1 from Boogie, but ultimately it’s up to Shane. Once he leaves Britney reveals that she has no idea what he is going to do. Great coaching Britney.

Well we have the ceremony & Shane nominates Joe & Ashley. Everyone is sort of shocked by this and many are not happy. No one should be fooled that there is no deal between Shane & Frank. Joe then starts screaming in the DR that he is going to blah, blah, blah and I stopped listening.

I leave you with this my Froot Loop encrusted salmon, am I losing interest in this show? I might be. I hate half the players and don’t care about the rest. Would it actually be better for the Coaches to come into the game? No, I can’t endorse that. But it really doesn’t matter what I or every other viewer thinks because they are coming back. Sorry to sound like a broken record, I’m just traumatized by how much True Blood sucked tonight.

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[nanaurey]

I am so disappointed again this year with the way this game is being played and changed! I didn't like the "coaches" idea, with them coming in to help and now if they stay I will poke my eyes out! LOL I didn't subscribe to the feeds because of past players coming in and I only watch the show on Thurs to see who is evicted and who is HOH. I read your articles and also Morty's. That's about all I need and can handle! LOL