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|07-16-2012, 12:48 AM||#1|
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Is It Possible Someone In The House Is More Creepy Than Boogie
Greetings my loyal minions, Maxx Fisher here,
Remember how I said last Thursday that I was really looking forward to Big Brother? Well I was and I was happy it came back. But guess what comes back tonight? Breaking Bad. The best show on television right now and I would trade one episode of that for every episode of Big Brother. This will be a crappy recap so I can watch Walt & Jesse.
I Was Wondering If You Could Carry Me Please
We have the aftermath of Jodi going home. The fact that someone was evicted after being in the house for 6 hours has everyone a little freaked out. Except for Boogie who wants Dan to be his new Will. And I think by new Will he meant “Be smart for me and get me to the end so I can win riding your coattails”. That seems to be his winning strategy. Dan agrees but if he’s smart he won’t trust him. Dan is smart and he doesn’t trust him.
Janelle & Britney see those 2 teaming up so they are forced to become an alliance. Boogie was making a big deal about he and Dan being the only winners in the house, even though we all know that Dan is the only real winner there. Old Man Boogie does not hold the girl’s alliance in high regard. My money is on the chicks.
Born On Third & Thinks He Hit A Triple
Willie shows off his HOH room to the rest of the house. He is a little full of himself. Someone needs to remind him that he did not win the HOH, he was handed it. It turns out the coaches get a reward for their protégés being the HOH. The old Pandora’s Box room is now a coach’s suite, a mini HOH room for the coach of the current HOH. I agree with Britney (did I just say that?) a door on that room would have been nice.
Do the Creep Hah
Yeah, how do I put this? Ian is a weirdo. It’s not my opinion, everyone in the house thinks he’s weird and some of them seem to be in fear of their lives around him. He’ll come into a room and just sort of mill about and pace while other people are talking and then he just leaves. He is a BB superfan so I can understand him geeking out but he is taking it to a new level. One night he couldn’t sleep so he just wandered around the house. Willie, Janelle & Britney were up in the HOH room watching him be creepy on the monitor. At one point the crawled under a table and just hung out. Then we got to see him fart. At the end of the episode at the nomination ceremony he had a rubber ducky on his head. What they didn’t show in the episode was him quacking. Half the house is convinced that he is America’s Player. Danielle thinks it’s all an act to get a peek of her in the shower. The rest of the house though got a peek of him when he streaked through the house. He used Joe’s hat to cover his bits. Poor Joe.
Willie did come clean that he is Russell’s brother thus putting an end to the worst kept secret of the season. Now that he was riding the wave of truthiness he approached Frank and they basically decided to work together and trust each other. I wonder how that will work out.
By The Power Of Grey Hair
Turns out there is a new power in the house. The Coaches will compete each week for a special power. The winner will be able to make one of the players on their team safe for the week. They can’t be sent home. It was a funny competition built around a horse race. The coaches were wearing costumes that made them look like jockeys riding horses. The coaches would start at opposite ends of the track and chase each other. The object was to catch up to your opponent and pull the tail off the horse costume. There are a couple obstacles on the track which looks to be plastic and insanely slippery.
The first race is between Boogie & Britney and it was hardly a contest. Britney even said she has the strength of 6 month old. Boogie still managed to beat her. Next was Dan & Janelle. Super Genius that Dan is, he decided to throw the race because if he gave safety to one of his players then the other would have a huge target on their back. That is the dumbest piece of logic I have heard in the last 45 minutes. So the last race was between Boogie & Janelle and Boogie ended up winning the power.
With the power in his hands, Boogie decided to make Ian safe. Ian was the obvious choice to go home this week so Boogie thought to throw a wrench into that plan. The other twist was that each coach had to pick one of their players to be a have not. Boogie picked Ian because he was safe and that is a compromise I would take. The others were Danielle, Ashley & Shane. The have not room is some sort of vertigo room. The painting on the walls seems to be some sort of vortexes. The beds are covered in metal diamond plate, twisted and angled downward. They look insanely uncomfortable.
I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday For A Slopburger Today
I found out from the feeds that Joe has managed to actually make good things out of the slop. He apparently made some delicious slop burgers. He also seems to be cooking all of the food in the house. The other houseguests are actually worried about running out of food. Not only does he cook a lot, but he also throws out a lot. Boogie tried to use that and the fact that all the chefs he knows are nuts as a way to get Willie to nominate him. No subtle at all.
It was time for noms and everyone was surprised that Ian had a duck on his head, but Frank was a little more surprised that he was on the block. It seemed that he had some sort of deal with Willie, or at least an understanding so this nomination was kind of a shock. Kara is also on the block, which sucks because she is the hottest girl in the house.
I leave you with this my quick stallions, Boogie is more creepy than Ian. He asked Kara to go out on a date. This happened on the feeds and I don’t know if it will even be on the show. It is killing him that there might be another (more on that in the future) showmance and he is not a part of it. She naturally turned him down. I say naturally even though there have been women in the past that have let this slug crawl on top of them. Does anyone else need a bath?
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|07-16-2012, 08:28 AM||#2|
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Maxx I so love you right now ...I seen the words Breaking Bad and started having anxiety attacks thinking I missed it but much worse my husband missed it too (and it's my job of course to keep up with when his show comes on..lol )..
Well turns out the stupid idiots with Dish Network removed AMC from their lineup so no BBAD for us!!! But lucky me had a lucky charm named Maxx and it turned out BBAD was being live streamed from AMC to us Dish Network folks at a later time last-night/today seems AMC cares about us and thinks Dish are some pretty nasty folks and I couldn't agree more.
So my sad tale that today could of become was saved by Maxx and his BB article..oooopps need to go back and read that I guess. THANK YOU MAXX. And for extra protection I have also downloaded and burned to DVD just in case someone decides to pull the plug on the live stream.
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