Big Brother 14 Episode 17-Ian Is Not Evil, He Is Fighting An Evil Douchebag

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Ian Is Not Evil, He Is Fighting An Evil Douchebag

Greetings my loyal minions, Maxx Fisher here,

What a difference a few days make. Here I was talking about how bad this season was. I think I actually said it was the worst season and then tonight’s episode airs. Honestly I knew everything that aired tonight already, more in fact because of the live feeds, but it’s still nice to see on TV. Plus you get all the little details that you just didn’t know about. The most satisfying thing about the episode is that people on the block could have avoided it if it wasn’t for greed.

The last episode ended with the HOH competition still in progress, but lets take a look at some things that happened before the completion began. Boogie was very happy with the evictions and was even happier that Frank didn’t lose his mind and put up Dan. Much too early for backstabbing. Joe was taking Wil’s eviction hard, but in reality I believe he was relieved that he wasn’t the one to go home.

Your Money Or Your BB Life
With this marathon HOH the stakes are high. There were 3 options to this challenge. 1 HOH. 2 Safety from nomination. 3 $10,000. Guys which of the options Boogie went for? That’s right, the money. This was not something that made Frank happy. They are both targets and Frank has gone out of his way to help Boogie but the man child cannot resist the money.

Joe, Britney, Dan, Ashley & Jenn were going for Safety. I think they did it because Shane was going for HOH and he is a completion monster and they wanted safety with out the responsibility of being the HOH. That left Danielle & Ian to compete along with Shane for the HOH. Ashley was pathetic, barley moving. I no longer believe there is anything wrong with her back, I think she enjoys the painkillers too much and she doesn’t want to jeopardize her supply. There were a lot of falls on the slippery surface and it was quite amusing. Danielle fell more than anyone and I’m sure it was Janelle’s fault.

Is Anyone In The House Smart?
Since Boogie was the only one going for the money he easily won. Britney was gliding across her lane like she was ice-skating and soon won safety. That made everyone else stop what they were doing and switch to HOH. Shane was in the lead for that very early and kept that lead. Danielle was behind him closely followed by Ian. Shane began to slow down towards the end of the long task, but Dan never seemed to lose a step. Pretty soon he had passed Ian in third place. It didn’t matter though because Shane ended up victorious. This all just proves how full of crap Dan is.

If Dan had started out competing for the HOH he would have won. Shane was dead on his feet by the end and Dan didn’t even look a little tired. Dan is still stuck on the idea of throwing all the HOHs so he doesn’t look like a threat. That is the most idiotic strategy to use a second time. No one is fooled and I can’t wait to see all of this come back to bite him.

The Nerd Is Herding The Hamsters
After the competition Ian has a conversation with Britney in the storage room. It seems that right before the live show on Thursday Boogie suggested to Ian that if he were to win HOH he should out up Shane & Britney, not knowing about the Quack Attack. When the 2 of them present this to the rest of their alliance they make the decision to put up Frank & Boogie. Shane just wants a guarantee from them that they have his back. They of course agree but little do they know about the double eviction this week. Shane even asks Joe for some assurances if he doesn’t put the chef up again.

Oh God, It Hurst So Much
The filler crap: Ian and Ashley have another date. Before it though the girls Nair Ian’s armpits. Smooth as a baby’s bottom, but I can tell you that they were burning the next day. The Date was painful. I mean so awkward it caused me physical pain. They actually talked about using the bathroom. Joe tells tall tales that have no basis in reality. It’s like living with Baron Munchausen. Dan, Ian & Boogie are in the backyard talking about another possible All Star season. Ian thinks it would be good vs. evil and that he himself would be on the evil side. Boogie can’t see Ian doing a single evil thing. Wait until you watch this when you’re evicted, you’ll see that it was Ian that set your ouster in motion.

What Can A Box Possibly Mean
Strange goings on in the house. There are balls on the floor leading to the arcade room that has a crane game filled with balls. Although this time there was also a clear box with a question mark on it. That was freaking everyone out and they asked Ian what it meant. He said he didn’t know but he told us he suspected it had something to do with a Pandora’s Box. This especially freaked out Shane who thought the powers that be were telling him not to put up Frank & Boogie.

None of it mattered because he did put them up and gave a message that seemed strange. Talking about prizes and clues the 2 of them have received. He was basically saying that the Diary Room was protecting Chilltown 3.0. The rest of the house thinks this too along with a lot of the online viewers. Boogie thought the speech was idiotic and said that he would not be in an alliance with someone that nominated him. Duh. Boogie did assure us that he would be winning the Veto so he had nothing to worry about. Yeah, OK, good luck with that Boogie.

I leave you with this, super smooth armpits, is anyone else happy that Boogie or Frank is going home? I know I am. And if Boogie is the one going home the season will improve infinitely. The way he was dressed in the Diary Room just made me think of a lot of crappy street dancing movies. For that I will never forgive him.

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Great recap! It's amazing that they even aired Shane's speech if that's what he meant