Big Brother 11 – Episode 13 –I Hate Ronnie & I Hope He & His Family Die

MaxxFisher · 08-06-2009, 11:06 PM

I Hate Ronnie & I Hope He & His Family Die

Greetings my loyal minions, Maxx Fisher here

Yeah, that title is rough. I’m a rough guy and I value my hate. I plant the seed of hate. I nurture it, water it, I speak to it in soothing tones until it grows up big & strong. And then I love that hate. I support that hate with everything I have. So when I direct that hate, it’s like having a giant tree fall on you, crushing you so thoroughly that it kills your family too. Well Ronnie, all I have to say to you is TIMBER!!!

Paranoia, Paranoia Everbody’s Coming To Get Russell
Russell is losing his mind in the house during his HOH run. I can understand how kings start executing half their kingdom after watching BB this week. Russell sees conspiracies around every corner, some real, most not. And the thing is, the people that are not out to get him are his prime suspects, but the people that are out to get him, he doesn’t suspect them at all. Michele & Jordan were sitting in the backyard talking about books and Russell thought they were plotting his overthrow. I know the idea of Jordan talking about books seems far-fetched, but that is what they were talking about and they are both in an alliance with Russell.

There was a huge blow up between Russell & Chima that was rooted in Michele. The show was a bit misleading on how it started, but basically Chima has discussed wanting Russell out with everyone and it came out to Russell through Michele. She denied saying it because she wasn’t sure what to say since she’s in the alliance with Russell and didn’t know where he was going with this. After that there were hours of yelling. HOURS! Russell & Chima went at for quite a long time. Michele & Russell went at it. Natalie & Michele. Everyone against Michele. It was ugly. Very Ugly. And Jeff & Jordan were brilliant because they stayed out if it completely. Well Jeff did physically get between some people to prevent punches from being thrown and he tried to diffuse the situation by saying “That’s it, I’m outta here, where are my car keys?” I like Jeff.

But the best fight was between Ronnie & Kevin. Ronnie thought that he could pick on the weak gay guy in the house, but Kevin lost his $#it and completely went off on Ronnie and made him cry. Best fight ever.

Ronnie: Horrible Human, Jerk, Dork, C-Blocker
There is love in the air in the Big Brother house and that love is between Jeff & Jordan. I have stated in the past how much I hate showmances, but I love his one. Jeff decided it’s time to kiss Jordan. Wow, 4 weeks in the house and they haven’t kissed yet. Judging by the other showmances this show has seen, I’m surprised they haven’t had sex in every room of the house in front of everyone. See why I think they are so sweet? Well Jordan was in the dark in the pool room when he made his move. And that is also when Ronnie decided that he could use his powers of persuasion to trick Jordan into giving him a sympathy vote, thus keeping him in the house. What a moron. Jordan hates Ronnie, never going to happen. Well Ronnie saunters into the room while they are making out and starts his pitch. This puts a bit of a damper on the mood, but not as much of a damper as when Ronnie lets one rip. And by one, I mean fart. Let’s just say the entire situation left Jeff a bit blue.

These People Really Do Hate Each Other
It was time for Julie to talk to the houseguests and it was awkwaaaaarrrrdddd. She asks Jordan what she thought of the fight and she said she found it entertaining, she had a good seat where she could see everything. Bless her heart. Julie asked Michele if it was tense in there, I’m surprised her answer wasn’t “DUH!” For some ridicules reason Julie asks Jessie about being a have not and not surprisingly he whines like a little bit@#. Cut to Julie and Russell up in the HOH room. Russell admits that maybe he let his emotions get the better of him, but he did apologize to Chima for all the things he said. I wonder if he meant where he was going to say to Chima that she had it coming (when she got raped and almost killed). I’m sure an “I’m sorry” made it all better. He also thanked Julie for being here and told her she was beautiful. She shot him down and told him that flattery would not get him to the end.

The World Would Be Better Off Without You Ronnie
Time to plead your case to stay houseguests
Lydia: Blah, blah, blah I’m not going anywhere. Thank you
Ronnie: The tool begins to (fake) cry and thanks everyone for getting him into the Big Brother house. Then thanked Jessie for helping him lose 20lbs, which didn’t happen. He then strays into an insult for Michele. “You are the worst human being I have ever met and I feel sorry for you” Michele looked completely devastated, and by completely devastated I mean, not at all devastated.
Vote time and it was no surprise:
Kevin: Ronnie
Natalie: Lydia
Chima: Lydia
Jessie: Lydia (I guess a suckie suckie lap kiss doesn’t get you anything)
Michele: Ronnie
Jeff: Ronnie
Jordan: Ronnie

Goodbye Ronnie. He hugs everyone except Michele, which again I bet really hurt, instead she hugs Lydia. Ronnie comes out and the applause are decidedly less than in past weeks. Ronnie tells Julie some ridiculesness about Michele stabbing him in the back yet his stabbing everyone in the back doesn’t really count. Here is my thoughts on Ronnie hate for Michele: He is more intimidated by her than anyone else in the house. He's one of these people that knows a lot of inane crappy tiny "who cares" facts and everyone has told him how smart he is and he craves that like mother's milk. Now he is held captive in a place where there is a WOMAN smarter than he is and everyone else knows it. The others in the house may think she's strange or bi-polar, but they all know she's the smartest one there and that kills Ronnie. Ronnie is intimidated by everyone in the house, but because Michele's smarter, she's the one he most openly hates.

Goodbye Messages
Kevin: You got what you deserved
Jessie: I’m a big dumb idiot that has a severe inferiority complex
Russell: You were shady and had to go
Chima: Wahhhh, it’s all about me.
Michele: It was long because there were edit breaks in it “Ronnie I hate you. You lied to me. Manipulated me. Stabbed me in the back. Get the hex out the door you dork”

What’s That Smell? Oh It’s Natalie
People had the opportunity to call into the Big Brother house to leave the hamsters some advice. If you had the feeds you heard better ones than were aired. 2 of the messages were directed at Natalie. Natalie was a have not this week, which among other things meant she could only take cold showers. Her solution to this problem? Take one shower in 7 days. Oh did I mention she’s on her period? Yeah, on her period and only one shower. Another message made fun of Ronnie picking at his belly button and then smelling it. Classy. The HOH was based on these calls. Julie would make a statement about these calls and the HG’s had to decide if it was true or false. Chima one HOH and Jessie & Natalie were celebrating more than Chima was, but little did they know…

By The Power Of Greyskull!
The winner of the Coup d’Etat was reveled this week and the winner was…JEFF!!! The best part of him winning was that he couldn’t pronounce it. You actually heard a production guy correct him. Jeff was so humble and appreciative about winning, you could tell why he got all the votes. I just wish I knew what the breakdown was because 12,000,000 votes were cast. The power was this, Jeff can replace one or two of the nominees right before the live vote. He can put up anyone, except the HOH or the VETO winner, anyone else is fair game. Naturally he didn’t use it this week because he knew Ronnie was going home. With Chima winning HOH Jeff is halfway to his goal of putting up Jessie & Natalie. As long as neither one of them wins VETO, next Thursday will be EPIC!!!

I leave you with this my Eggnog & Eggplants, how sweet will the look on Jessie’s face be next week? He is going to get totally blindsided, whether he goes up or Natalie does. I CAN’T WAIT. Now join me for a moment of silence so that we may nurture our Ronnie hate so that it can grow big & strong.

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Daniel · 08-07-2009, 05:25 AM

Wow great recap! I LOVE the title

and I think you're totally right about Ronnie's hate for Michelle. Glad he's gone!

Btw. the Kevin vs. Ronnie fight was indeed awesome; It's on youtube as well. It starts at 2:00 > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMWtAVU1ezc

Synnamin · 08-07-2009, 05:29 AM

Great read hunny once again!

mkwdood · 08-07-2009, 10:42 AM

Terrific recap Maxx. and what a wonderful title. I so agree. This hate has had 4 weeks to fester, and it is strong.

angelfan · 08-07-2009, 02:04 PM

Awesome recap maxx! You totally spoke for me in the Ronnie-hate. I love that Chima got the HOH because I can't wait to see her face when Jeff replaces her noms.

cher · 08-08-2009, 04:22 PM

Great article as usual Max. Hope Jeff uses Coup on jessie the a$$ and nat the smelly. Please let one of them go home. Really don't care who between the two! Oh yeah, I'm sooooooo happy the rat is gone.

Alrak · 08-09-2009, 02:56 AM

Maxx thank-you for the great recaps. This is going to be one of my favorite BB weeks EVER..Can't wait til thursday. If everything goes as planned it will make this season worthwhile.

08-06-2009, 11:06 PM	#1
MaxxFisher I Might Be Too Awesome Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,915 Location: Ballsville USA Age: 36 Gender: Male Casino Cash: $592443 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 14	Big Brother 11 – Episode 13 –I Hate Ronnie & I Hope He & His Family Die I Hate Ronnie & I Hope He & His Family Die Greetings my loyal minions, Maxx Fisher here Yeah, that title is rough. I’m a rough guy and I value my hate. I plant the seed of hate. I nurture it, water it, I speak to it in soothing tones until it grows up big & strong. And then I love that hate. I support that hate with everything I have. So when I direct that hate, it’s like having a giant tree fall on you, crushing you so thoroughly that it kills your family too. Well Ronnie, all I have to say to you is TIMBER!!! Paranoia, Paranoia Everbody’s Coming To Get Russell Russell is losing his mind in the house during his HOH run. I can understand how kings start executing half their kingdom after watching BB this week. Russell sees conspiracies around every corner, some real, most not. And the thing is, the people that are not out to get him are his prime suspects, but the people that are out to get him, he doesn’t suspect them at all. Michele & Jordan were sitting in the backyard talking about books and Russell thought they were plotting his overthrow. I know the idea of Jordan talking about books seems far-fetched, but that is what they were talking about and they are both in an alliance with Russell. There was a huge blow up between Russell & Chima that was rooted in Michele. The show was a bit misleading on how it started, but basically Chima has discussed wanting Russell out with everyone and it came out to Russell through Michele. She denied saying it because she wasn’t sure what to say since she’s in the alliance with Russell and didn’t know where he was going with this. After that there were hours of yelling. HOURS! Russell & Chima went at for quite a long time. Michele & Russell went at it. Natalie & Michele. Everyone against Michele. It was ugly. Very Ugly. And Jeff & Jordan were brilliant because they stayed out if it completely. Well Jeff did physically get between some people to prevent punches from being thrown and he tried to diffuse the situation by saying “That’s it, I’m outta here, where are my car keys?” I like Jeff. But the best fight was between Ronnie & Kevin. Ronnie thought that he could pick on the weak gay guy in the house, but Kevin lost his $#it and completely went off on Ronnie and made him cry. Best fight ever. Ronnie: Horrible Human, Jerk, Dork, C-Blocker There is love in the air in the Big Brother house and that love is between Jeff & Jordan. I have stated in the past how much I hate showmances, but I love his one. Jeff decided it’s time to kiss Jordan. Wow, 4 weeks in the house and they haven’t kissed yet. Judging by the other showmances this show has seen, I’m surprised they haven’t had sex in every room of the house in front of everyone. See why I think they are so sweet? Well Jordan was in the dark in the pool room when he made his move. And that is also when Ronnie decided that he could use his powers of persuasion to trick Jordan into giving him a sympathy vote, thus keeping him in the house. What a moron. Jordan hates Ronnie, never going to happen. Well Ronnie saunters into the room while they are making out and starts his pitch. This puts a bit of a damper on the mood, but not as much of a damper as when Ronnie lets one rip. And by one, I mean fart. Let’s just say the entire situation left Jeff a bit blue. These People Really Do Hate Each Other It was time for Julie to talk to the houseguests and it was awkwaaaaarrrrdddd. She asks Jordan what she thought of the fight and she said she found it entertaining, she had a good seat where she could see everything. Bless her heart. Julie asked Michele if it was tense in there, I’m surprised her answer wasn’t “DUH!” For some ridicules reason Julie asks Jessie about being a have not and not surprisingly he whines like a little bit@#. Cut to Julie and Russell up in the HOH room. Russell admits that maybe he let his emotions get the better of him, but he did apologize to Chima for all the things he said. I wonder if he meant where he was going to say to Chima that she had it coming (when she got raped and almost killed). I’m sure an “I’m sorry” made it all better. He also thanked Julie for being here and told her she was beautiful. She shot him down and told him that flattery would not get him to the end. The World Would Be Better Off Without You Ronnie Time to plead your case to stay houseguests Lydia: Blah, blah, blah I’m not going anywhere. Thank you Ronnie: The tool begins to (fake) cry and thanks everyone for getting him into the Big Brother house. Then thanked Jessie for helping him lose 20lbs, which didn’t happen. He then strays into an insult for Michele. “You are the worst human being I have ever met and I feel sorry for you” Michele looked completely devastated, and by completely devastated I mean, not at all devastated. Vote time and it was no surprise: Kevin: Ronnie Natalie: Lydia Chima: Lydia Jessie: Lydia (I guess a suckie suckie lap kiss doesn’t get you anything) Michele: Ronnie Jeff: Ronnie Jordan: Ronnie Goodbye Ronnie. He hugs everyone except Michele, which again I bet really hurt, instead she hugs Lydia. Ronnie comes out and the applause are decidedly less than in past weeks. Ronnie tells Julie some ridiculesness about Michele stabbing him in the back yet his stabbing everyone in the back doesn’t really count. Here is my thoughts on Ronnie hate for Michele: He is more intimidated by her than anyone else in the house. He's one of these people that knows a lot of inane crappy tiny "who cares" facts and everyone has told him how smart he is and he craves that like mother's milk. Now he is held captive in a place where there is a WOMAN smarter than he is and everyone else knows it. The others in the house may think she's strange or bi-polar, but they all know she's the smartest one there and that kills Ronnie. Ronnie is intimidated by everyone in the house, but because Michele's smarter, she's the one he most openly hates. Goodbye Messages Kevin: You got what you deserved Jessie: I’m a big dumb idiot that has a severe inferiority complex Russell: You were shady and had to go Chima: Wahhhh, it’s all about me. Michele: It was long because there were edit breaks in it “Ronnie I hate you. You lied to me. Manipulated me. Stabbed me in the back. Get the hex out the door you dork” What’s That Smell? Oh It’s Natalie People had the opportunity to call into the Big Brother house to leave the hamsters some advice. If you had the feeds you heard better ones than were aired. 2 of the messages were directed at Natalie. Natalie was a have not this week, which among other things meant she could only take cold showers. Her solution to this problem? Take one shower in 7 days. Oh did I mention she’s on her period? Yeah, on her period and only one shower. Another message made fun of Ronnie picking at his belly button and then smelling it. Classy. The HOH was based on these calls. Julie would make a statement about these calls and the HG’s had to decide if it was true or false. Chima one HOH and Jessie & Natalie were celebrating more than Chima was, but little did they know… By The Power Of Greyskull! The winner of the Coup d’Etat was reveled this week and the winner was…JEFF!!! The best part of him winning was that he couldn’t pronounce it. You actually heard a production guy correct him. Jeff was so humble and appreciative about winning, you could tell why he got all the votes. I just wish I knew what the breakdown was because 12,000,000 votes were cast. The power was this, Jeff can replace one or two of the nominees right before the live vote. He can put up anyone, except the HOH or the VETO winner, anyone else is fair game. Naturally he didn’t use it this week because he knew Ronnie was going home. With Chima winning HOH Jeff is halfway to his goal of putting up Jessie & Natalie. As long as neither one of them wins VETO, next Thursday will be EPIC!!! I leave you with this my Eggnog & Eggplants, how sweet will the look on Jessie’s face be next week? He is going to get totally blindsided, whether he goes up or Natalie does. I CAN’T WAIT. Now join me for a moment of silence so that we may nurture our Ronnie hate so that it can grow big & strong. Later Minions If you would like to be alerted to new Big Brother 11 Articles & Polls you can follow me on Twitter for the latest updates HERE If you've got that burning itching feeling after reading this you can contact me at Maxx@tvfunspot.com For More Big Brother 11 News visit: SirLinksalot: Big Brother 11 Images are Property of CBS, but I belong to me. __________________ Last edited by MaxxFisher; 08-07-2009 at 12:09 AM..

08-07-2009, 05:25 AM	#2
Daniel New inheritors Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 4,322 Location: The Netherlands Age: 24 Gender: Male Casino Cash: $1879314 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 8	Wow great recap! I LOVE the title and I think you're totally right about Ronnie's hate for Michelle. Glad he's gone! Btw. the Kevin vs. Ronnie fight was indeed awesome; It's on youtube as well. It starts at 2:00 > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMWtAVU1ezc __________________ Into Focus 4: - Rules - Cast - Quickshoot #1 - Photoshoot #1 - Quickshoot #2 - Photoshoot #2 - Quickshoot #3 - Photoshoot #3

08-07-2009, 05:29 AM	#3
Synnamin ~But I'm a princess!!! Join Date:* Jan 2007 Posts: 2,416 Location: ~Left Of Center Gender:* Female Casino Cash: $201336 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 18	Great read hunny once again! __________________ ~*Cinnamon. It should be on tables in restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime someone says, "Ooh, this is so good what's in this?" the answer invariably comes back, cinnamon. Cinnamon. Again and again.

08-07-2009, 10:42 AM	#4
mkwdood Sunrise at DB Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,869 Gender: Female Casino Cash: $239878 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 7	Terrific recap Maxx. and what a wonderful title. I so agree. This hate has had 4 weeks to fester, and it is strong. __________________ Mary Kay *33

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08-07-2009, 02:04 PM	#5
angelfan FunSpot Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,103 Location: Alabama Age: 39 Gender: Female Casino Cash: $214040 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 5	Awesome recap maxx! You totally spoke for me in the Ronnie-hate. I love that Chima got the HOH because I can't wait to see her face when Jeff replaces her noms.

08-08-2009, 04:22 PM	#6
cher FunSpot Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 95 Location: Poland, Indiana Gender: Female Casino Cash: $124300	Great article as usual Max. Hope Jeff uses Coup on jessie the a$$ and nat the smelly. Please let one of them go home. Really don't care who between the two! Oh yeah, I'm sooooooo happy the rat is gone.

08-09-2009, 02:56 AM	#7
Alrak FunSpot Supporter Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,060 Location: sw quebec and mexico Gender: Female Casino Cash: $30000	Maxx thank-you for the great recaps. This is going to be one of my favorite BB weeks EVER..Can't wait til thursday. If everything goes as planned it will make this season worthwhile.

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