Big Brother 11 – Episode 18 –Chima: Ejected & Rejected!

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Chima: Ejected & Rejected!

Greetings my loyal minions, Maxx Fisher here,

Now I know this isn’t my normal Big Brother night, but I thought I could give you a treat because CBS has decided to give me a treat. Now I have the feeds and obviously I am on the message boards so the news of Chima removal from the house was no great revelation to me, but now I got to see what (edited) happened. And man was it great. It was a night of meltdowns & embarrassment, but more on that later.

It’s Just A Game But Nomination = MURDER!!!
The episode started with the fallout from Chima being nominated. It’s got to suck being in power in this GAME and having the rug pulled out from you and it’s all reversed. But that’s what happens. It happens every week on every season. No one has been imprisoned inside the BB House. Entry was voluntary. But I guess when Chima signed up she was told she was going to win and then they went back on their word. The thing is Chima got a unique opportunity this week. She was HOH and she got to compete in the next HOH. That never happens. So she had every opportunity to get the power back. Actually I shouldn’t say that, the people she has chosen to align with suck so it was all on her shoulders, and she lost. Michele was the HOH so the power is not in Chima’s hands.

You Do Have To Go Home Because You Can’t Stay Here
It all started when Chima decided she was going to revert to her true nature and act like the self entitled spoiled brat she is. She blamed everyone for the predicament she was in. Then she “started” ignoring BB’s requests to wear her microphone, but as feed watchers know, this is normal Chima behavior. BB set up a practice run for the next competition. Natalie, Lydia & Kevin were practicing and they decided to wake up Chima so she could get some time in. What they didn’t show tonight was that Kevin & Jessie’s widows would not allow the other side to practice at all. Also they dumped Jeff & Russell’s things out of their drawers. They also hid Russell’s rosary, with Chima wondering why he had them in the first place because he is a terrorist. Funny you should ask about her calling him a terrorist. She has said it several times about him, including calling herself the Twin Towers & he being a terrorist. Classy. They also wouldn’t let the other side use the washer & dryer, washing their clothes almost 1 piece at a time. Well Chima got up and didn’t put on her microphone. BB asked her several times to put it on, but Chima declined, in her most polite way. Natalie went & got it for her, and Chima threw it into the hot tub.

This might not sound like a big deal, because the hamsters are always doing competitions where they get wet. But the thing is, those are special mic packs and are resistant to liquid. The one Chima threw was not one of these special ones. Natalie & Lydia fished it out of the hot tub and Kevin went and got her a replacement one. Being the delicate flower that she is, Chima again refused to put it on and once again responded in a ladylike way to their requests to wear it.

The other members of the coven were telling Chima that she was screwing them by wanting to leave & causing problems. She didn’t care. She’s selfish. Then an odd thing happened. We heard Allison Grodner’s voice. She is the executive producer, she is Big Brother. She asked Chima to come to the diary room and after several tries she finally got up, with drink in hand. She entered the Diary Room where there was another person, she was told that there was no need to sit down and they ushered her out the door. So in a nut shell they told her to not let the door hit her in the ass on the way out.

That to me was an eviction, not a choice to leave as Chima has stated in an interview. I just want to say that Chima has just been a horrible person from day one. She cackled like a demented witch. She always had something bad to say about someone. Plus she liked Jessie. That alone is reason enough to hate her. Which I did.

Another Wake For Someone That Isn’t Dead
Kevin pretty much figured she wasn’t coming back, but Lydia & Natalie were having none of that. He assumed that BB was telling Chima she had to pay for that microphone, and then, like they had been practicing, Lydia & Natalie both said that Chima just dropped her mic in the water. What a couple of morons. Chima threw it a good 30 ft. and Kevin was the only one that seemed to remember this show is filmed. Allison Grodner called a house meeting and of course the Coven were beside themselves, while, what’s a good name for the other side? Oh the Fun People were happy. Of course this was all Michele’s & Jeff’s & America’s & Gravity’s fault. If it wasn’t for all of them, then Chima would still be there. I’m surprised that Natalie didn’t blame Chima’s parents for having her in the first place, which caused her to be in the house.

Natalie Is A Smelly 12 Year Old Boy
Yeah I said it. She doesn’t wash, she is a horrible person. If her lips are moving it means she’s lying. She hordes candy and thinks she’s been running the house. The only thing she’s been running is my constant state of nausea. She wears the same clothes for days on end. Other than prepubescent boys and prisoners, no one else does that. Because Chima was taken away, Michele’s HOH was over and it was time for a new HOH competition. This brought a giant smile to Natalie’s face. I don’t know why she was so happy, she hasn’t one anything her entire time in the house (knock on wood).

She Puts The TARD in UniTARD
Time for the HOH Challenge. It was a giant Game of miniature golf. They all got goofy looking golf outfits to wear. Everyone looked a bit funny. Natalie looked a bit odd. I can’t put my finger on who she reminded me of. Hmmmm.

The person with the worst score at the end of each round was out, but they got to pick a prize. The last one standing gets their pick of any prize. The first one to suck, not surprisingly was Lydia. Her prize was the HOH. Of course that wasn’t going to last. Once you were out you got to sit to the side and drink Mimosas (Champagne & Orange Juice) and Lydia was going light on the OJ. Next person to suck, again not surprisingly was Natalie. She picked up a Hawaiian vacation. Next was Russell, he got a phone call from home but he switched that with the vacation which was A-OK with Natalie because she was dying to talk to her dad. She was in tears & thanked Russell & he basically told her to F-off. Kevin sucked next (that didn’t sound right) and he got $5,000. That brought it down to Jeff & Jordan, but let’s not forget about Lydia, who’s been sitting there hammering back some bubbly. She starts calling Jordan a puppet & a ho. That Jeff was just using her.

OH MY GOD!!! The giant balls on Lydia. This is the woman that was basically a sex toy to Jessie for 40 days and she’s calling the girl that has only kissed Jeff, a man that actually likes her, a ho. WOW. Jeff asks Jordan if she wants the HOH, which she does, she wants pictures and a letter. So Jeff completely tanks his turn. He got a spa treatment, which he traded Russell for the vacation. The last prize was a idiotic looking unitard & cape & goggles. Jordan is not a dumb as people think she is, so after about 20 minutes of thinking it over, she took the HOH and gave Lydia the new outfit. Yes Jordan, thank you so much for letting all of America see her in a skin tight out fit. Thanks a bunch.

I’m Not As Thunk As You Drink I Am
Lydia was hammered & she is not a fun drunk. On the feeds it was revealed that Lydia came at Michele after the HOH comp. Russell stepped in front of Michele to protect her. No one said Lydia was actually going to do anything, but Russell sure thought she was going to. Lydia was roaming the house looking for a fight and she got several. She barged in on Jordan & Michele speaking and tried to slam the door. This upset Michele with “Put on your unitard Bitch!” I love Michele. This was all the provocation Lydia needed and she went nuts. She poured out Michele’s beers, ran around the house, told them to vote her out cause she would make everyone’s life a living hell. “Get comfy, you’re staying here” Jeff said. Lydia just wants to be with Jessie. How could you blame her.

Jeff tried to diffuse the situation but Lydia was having none of that. She said that she was going to yell until she got evicted. “Fine you’re evicted” said Jeff. Dude was on fire, but they took out his best line of the season. While trying to calm Natalie down, he said “Why would I want you gone, you suck at everything”. I’m sorry, but that is the best line of the season. Everyone was in the room with the crazy drunk woman and Russell piped up with “Why are you slurring your words?” Lydia answered that question with “I’m not schlurring my words!”. 2nd best line ever! The fight eventually died down, but not before Lydia flipped the now smaller table, which they didn’t show.

Good News For Jordan, Bad News For The Widows
It was time to visit Jordan’s HOH room, everyone except Lydia who would have just soured the mood. Jordan read her letter & was almost immediately in tears. She has been sharing a room with her mom for the last 2 years (really long story) but her mom is moving and Jordan will now have her own room. Russell & Michele looked happy for her, Kevin looked like he was ready to cry and Natalie looked like she wanted to eat all of Jordan’s candy. Jeff on the other hand was looking at Jordan with such affection in his eyes. It was very sweet.

Jordan made her nominations. It was Lydia & Natalie, no surprise at all. It’s actually hardly worth commenting on.

I leave you with this, my delicious Teddy Grahams, can we get Natalie & Lydia out in the next 2 weeks? After that I don’t really care. I like the Fun People and Kevin is an ok guy, so if those 2 b!t@#es find their way out of the house, I will be happy. It was very odd writing this on a Tuesday night. I think I’ll be a bit sleepy at work tomorrow. See you all on Thursday.

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[Erika]

Great stuff Maxx! Thanks for the extra special edition!

[Daniel]

Hilarious! Thanks Maxx!

[nawlinsgal]

Thanks Maxx that gave me one of those ROTFLMAO couple of minutes...can't wait till Thursday.

Question: Doesnt' Jeff or someone know about Lydias sexual activity with Jessie? If they do why isn't anyone slamming her when she calls Jordan a ho?

[Erika]

Just to answer your question nawlins - they all know at this point and all have talked about it. Jordan knew when Lydia was calling her names, but didn't want to sink to her level.

Now Natalie and Lydia have talked about it and laughed about it. It became nothing but a joke.

[Synnamin]

Great artical. I am glad you put in Chima's comment about the Twin Towers to show how awful Chima really was! I am not a huge Russ fan but that was just really rotten.

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Originally Posted by Erika

Just to answer your question nawlins - they all know at this point and all have talked about it. Jordan knew when Lydia was calling her names, but didn't want to sink to her level.

Now Natalie and Lydia have talked about it and laughed about it. It became nothing but a joke.

Natalie is totally still mad about it. She was just playing along, but when they were talking about it, it looked like her head was going to explode

[toque]

Excellent, as per usual, but the Shrek/Natalie comparison was a stroke of GENIUS!

[MaxxFisher]

I must admit I took that from elsewhere

[kungfuhippie]

I liked the addition of Charles Foster Kane. Adds some much needed class to the BB house!

[toque]

It was genius enough to steal it.

[angelfan]

Great recap maxx. You totally know Natalie wanted to scream about Lydia and Jesse. And really...Jeff is "using" Jordan? Wow. She gives delusional an entirely new meaning.

[nanaurey]

Great recap Maxx as they are all. I just hope Jeff and Jordan does not "over think" this and not take out Nat. She is horrible and the biggest liar on the show right now. If they take the chance and keep her, it will be the end for those 2. Jeff is not acting like himself right now and he is going to "blow" this chance they have of getting rid of Nat. I can wait until tomorrow's live show, I might have a heart attack if this week doesn't end quickly! LOL