Big Brother 11 – Episode 25 –Jeff Got Got & Natalie Is A Dirty, Vile B****

[MaxxFisher]

Jeff Got Got & Natalie Is A Dirty, Vile B****

Greetings my loyal minions, Maxx Fisher here,

If any of you are happy after this last episode of Big Brother then stop reading. Just Stop. The only way you can be happy about this is if you are a Natalie fan. If you are a fan of Kevin, Jordan or Michele then there is no way you are happy. Natalie is a vile little piece of trash and I hope her life outside of the house is filled with pain, misery & hardship. If you think that was too harsh, then once again, stop reading cause it’s only going to get worse.

The episode started off with a quick recap of the Veto ceremony from the last episode. Obviously Kevin was happy and Jeff wasn’t. This was the perfect scenario for Kevin. Michele winning the Veto guarantees Jeff going. Lets revisit Michele’s Veto win:

Jordan feels like it’s a break up. Jeff thinks his only chance of staying is working on Natalie. A lot of people think Jeff’s not smart and the idea of Natalie saving him is not smart at all. After the ceremony Natalie thought she looked good. I would challenge that point of view. She tells Kevin that she’s sending Jeff as a present to Jessie. “Karma is a b****”. No Natalie, you are.

After the actual Veto ceremony, Jeff & Jordan had some long drunken rambling conversations in backyard. Mostly about Jordan wanting to go home to save Jeff and Jeff telling her to stop that. Jeff decides to work on Natalie and gets her in the kitchen and starts to pitch his case, while Kevin watches on the spy screen from the HOH room. It hits Kevin that Natalie isn’t actually trustworthy. But he had nothing to worry about here because Natalie was never going to change her mind. Little bit of Feed knowledge, she would pretend to consider a deal so that she could get someone’s hopes up and then smash them.

NATALIE FACT: She took Michele’s gloves and hid them so she couldn’t use them in competitions.

Kissing Lips & Kissing Asses
Since Jordan & Jeff were both on the block, obviously one of them was going home, so they decided to practice their goodbye kiss. Should it be Sweet? Dirty? Jeff wanted dirty. They actually spent a few days practicing their good-bye kiss. Jordan at one point suggested just a kiss on the check and Michele told them that was lame. I just want point out that, unlike like Lydia, Jordan has been a good girl in the house. If she were my daugh…, my siste…my friend, I wouldn’t be embarrassed by her actions. I don’t even know Lydia & I’m embarrassed by her.

Natalie wanted a sweet deal if she was going to keep Jeff and Michele & Jeff came up with a ridiculously sweet deal. Jeff & Michele were willing to throw HOH to her this week. They would be the only 3 playing, so she would be guaranteed. Natalie said she’d think about it, but she didn’t she instantly decided against it cause she didn’t think she could trust them. Here’s the thing, they were telling the truth. On the feeds they were talking about how they could convincingly throw the HOH to her, so they planned on doing it. Natalie wanted an even sweeter deal. She wanted Jeff to give her his Hawaii trip & she wanted Michele to give her the TV & Blu Ray she won. They didn’t show that on TV. She was planning on taking their stuff and voting out Jeff anyway. But BB said they couldn’t barter prizes.

NATALIE FACT: She hid Russell’s rosary and dumped all of Jeff’s clothes out of his drawers after Chima was expelled

That Is One Lucky Man
Time for a family visit and this week that visit was with Mr. Michele, Tim. I just want to say I have made no bones about my fondness for Michele. I want her to win. I like her. And I just want to say that she looks smoking hot too. If you were going to say who has changed the most since the show began, the answer would have to be Michele. She’s thinner, tanner, her hair is lighter from the sun. She walks on a path of rose petals & makes the stars sparkle. Too much? Michele is a nerd & she certainly married a nerd. Tim is as tall & skinny as Natalie is horrid & smelly. On their first date Michele brought a book & 2 friends. They do seem like the perfect match.

Tim confirmed that Michele has a horrible memory. He says that when she says she doesn’t remember, she’s telling the truth, that’s how she is in real life. It’s got to be tough for him to watch the show & the feeds. People attack his wife, talk about her behind her back and lately she’s been all alone crying. I do feel sorry for him and hopefully they can console each other on a pile of 500,000 $1 bills.

Classy
Time for Julie to get to know the HGs and it gets a bit blue. Julie asks Kevin about the Pandora’s Box experience. He said that normally he’d like to be bent over a box hand cuffed but not this time. Julie called out Natalie for not helping Kevin. Natalie tried to say that she did help but she was shot down. Julie then showed them a compilation of the best falls from the HOH competition. She asked Jeff who had the best one. He said it was close, but he had to give it to Natalie. OH MY GOD Natalie won something. Julie tells Natalie that one of her secrets has been exposed to the other houseguest. You should have seen the look on her face. She must have been trying to figure out WHICH of the lies had been uncovered. It just turned out to be her fear of bugs. She was quite upset with them for showing the footage of her freaking out over the dragonfly. Oh no, please don’t upset delicate Natalie.

My Favorite Show
Jury House. Jury House. Jury House. Have there ever been 2 better words in the English Language. I live for this every year and this year is no exception. Lydia looks delighted to be trapped there with Jessie. Like it’s a dream come true. Jessie looks like he’s been tortured for days. Great Stuff. They both want to see Jeff come walking through the door. But alas it’s Russell that comes walking in screaming Technotronics over & over. Jessie is so excited to see Russell that he rips his own shirt off. Who didn’t see that coming? Jessie tells Russell that Natalie is actually 24. He is totally blown away by this. He cannot believe it. I think Jessie is mad that Natalie spilled the beans to Lydia and wants revenge. Russell is mad, he sees all her lies. Lydia asks the 2 guys if they would vote for Jeff to win and they both said they would. Now it’s time for Lydia to be shocked. She can’t accept the concept of rewarding the best game player.

NATALIE FACT: If Natalie is speaking, then she is lying

He Had No Choice
Julie spends some time with Kevin up in his HOH room. Let me just say that if Kevin ends up in the final 2, he better speak better than he did here. “You’ve been inseperable from Natalie, do you really trust her?” “I have no choice Julie”. “You broke your word to Jeff but it’s all on your shoulders” “I had no choice Julie”. “Lie is in her name, but I have no choice Julie.” Do you think her had no choice?

NATALIE FACT: She picks through everyone's HOH baskets and eats whatever she wants, without actually asking

I Don’t Think You Know What Keeping Your Word Means
Time to plead your case, Jordan: I’m not going anywhere, vote for whoever will help your game.
Jeff: You really need to vote for me Natalie because you’ll be guaranteed HOH, get to see your family & boyfriend and Kevin is not going to take you to the final 2, he doesn’t have the votes to beat you and he knows it.
Now the votes
Natalie: She rambles on about keeping her word and Jeff putting her up next to her best friend (Chima???) and then sent him home (Oh Jessie). I vote to evict Jeff
Michele: I vote to evict Jordan.
A tie and that leaves it to Kevin: I’m sorry I have to do this Jordan, but I have to evict your friend Jeff. Nice Desperate Try Jeff.
Jeff gets up, hugs Natalie who starts repeating “I stick to my word”. To who? You can’t promise different people different things and then say you kept your word because what you did matches with what you told one person. Jeff excludes Kevin from the hugging and didn’t actually kiss Jordan. When Jeff stepped outside he got the only standing ovation for the season.

NATALIE FACT: She cheats

Jeff Actually Is An Idiot
So Jeff is out on the couch and Julie asks him how he could possibly trust Natalie & Kevin. He said that Russell was after him so getting rid of Russ was a good move. Other than winning this last HOH, he wouldn’t change anything that happened in the game (that is stupid). Then Julie says that the fans want to know how he could trust Natalie & Kevin since they weren’t even his friends in the game. Jeff comes back to Russell trying to get him out. The big dumb slab of meat is just not getting the fact that Julie is pointing out he should have never trusted Natalie & Kevin. Oh, he didn’t kiss Jordan because he got flustered with everything that happened.

The Apocalypse Is Upon Us
Natalie won HOH.

I leave you with this, my down & depressed bunnies, is it odd that the only way Natalie won a competition was when she was competing against just 2 people? Is wrong that I want to see some sort of accident in the house, maybe not fatal, just one that sends the smelly piece of trash out of the house? Not that it matters, Veto is where the power is at this week. This just means Gnatalie is in the final 3.

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[Erika]

Great recap Maxx.

I hate Natalie too...she is a hood rat. Smelly, sewer rat that feeds on garbage because she is garbage. I hate her guts and if I do get to go to the finale (trying!) and she is there, I am going to bring some rotten eggs and throw them at her. I'm not kidding.

[Synnamin]

Great Maxx! So glad you included all the Natalie facts. Everytime I see her cheat at pool it makes me hate her more. I mean come on, it's a simple game of pool but she can't play fair. It just shows that this is who she is. This is not an act or the BB game. This is the person that Natalie is deep down inside. She is a worthless, cruel, sadistic poor excuse for a human.

[angelfan]

I hate Natalie and Erika be sure and put my name on the smelliest egg you can find. I would SO LOVE to see her hit smack in her missing link forehead. Nasty, disgusting...she makes me want to use words I have never, ever said out loud. Ugh, can't she just get some bacterial infection already and be done with?

[louielover]

please, please, please tell me gross gnatalie will NOT be in final two. PLEASE!!!
oh, and how STUPID is joogy jessie...ripping his shirt off when russell walks in! arrghhh...why would bb even give him the time of day and show that sh*t?!! how can jessie not know that his stupid antics make everyone dislike him all the more! he is NOT attractive and to quote jeff, "has the personality of an orange cone."
AND who does lyidiot think she's fooling?....she is pleased as punch to be in the jury house with jessie. kind of makes me sad watching her tho, jessie couldn't care less about her and she continues to drool all over him...thinking they are best of friends while he's actually quite mean to her. perfect example of "he's just not that into you." repulsive!

[nanaurey]

Another great re-cap and I have to admit I am with the rest of you about Gnat. She really makes me sick and seeing her win HOH was too much for me. But there is the veto and that is what counts this week. I so hope Michelle gets it. I think what makes me the maddest is when Gnat says "I haven't lied in the house". From the first five minutes in she was lying about her age. She really does have to be an idiot!

[NOZ]

Natalie reminds me of the Lamisil monster. She's like a virus under my big toe.

[Synnamin]

I am sorry but at this point in the game who can vote for Nastalie?

[louielover]

ok, i'm freaking out right now! why is rontard's picture outlined in white?!!! (on the front page.)
WHAT IS GOING ON?!! he is NOT back in the house...RIGHT?!!! please NO!

[MaxxFisher]

No Ronnis isn't back, I just made a mistake with the Banner