Big Brother 11 – Episode 26 –Natalie: Queen Of The Idiots

[MaxxFisher]

Natalie: Queen Of The Idiots

Greetings my loyal minions, Maxx Fisher here,

I don’t normally write about Sunday episodes, but I just couldn’t stop myself this time. Natalie is…do I even have words for it? Yes I guess I do or else I wouldn’t even be here writing about it. It’s going to be short (like Natalie) and sweet (not at all like Natalie).

The episode started off with the fallout from Natalie’s unforeseeable HOH win. That was shocking enough on it’s own, but then she kept saying over & over how she won it while keeping her word. What the hell is she talking about? Is there anything she has told the truth about? Is her name even Natalie.

Oooh That Smell, Can’t You Smell That Smell
Now we see Natalie’s HOH room. Natalie’s boyfriend looks like a total doofus in his picture. He also looks about 40 so I don’t know how anyone still believes that she’s 18. In her HOH basket she got some Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Once again how could they think that BB would let a minor drink or provide it with alcohol? She also got her blanky. If was the first thing her boyfriend ever bought her. His first present to her? Tell me that’s not weird. Go on, I dare you. She was happy to have it cause it had his smell on it. The irony of the woman with the worst hygiene in the history of Big Brother talking about enjoying someone else’s smell.

I Wish The Fashion Police Carried Night Sticks
We follow this up with a luxury competition. Actually that’s not even true. The luxury comp actually took place before Gnat got her HOH room, but that’s the magic of editing. Kevin was spot on about Natalie’s lack of style. But I’d like to take a minute from the Natalie bash to address Kevin. I have never seen a gay man with such a lack of style. He dresses like a 13 year old school drop out. He’s always talking about his love of clothes and his sense of style but does he own a mirror? Does his boyfriend love him so much that he just doesn’t tell him how ridicules he looks?

What we didn’t see was what happened after the HGs got their clothes. Natalie saw what everyone else had and made them either give her things or trade things with her. The way she did it left the other person with almost no choice. And this isn’t the first time she’s done it in the house. If she borrows something from someone, it miraculously becomes hers. With her “Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine” attitude, it’s hard to believe that she’s not a teenager.

Pandora’s Box 2: Electric Boogaloo
This week there was a second Pandora’s Box. We actually saw Natalie do the first human thing I have ever seen her do, ever. Her choice, play in the next Veto or spend 5 minutes with her boyfriend. Anyone that has seen the show would believe that Natalie would choose to play in the Veto, but she actually did what a normal person would do and she picked her boyfriend. But wait, what does it matter if she can play in the Veto? Natalie “knows” she can beat anyone in the final 2 so why should she sacrifice anything for herself to play in a Veto to protect Kevin. Natalie got another 15 minutes with her boyfriend by unleashing some annoying guests onto her final 4 mates.

During their time together her boyfriend Jason, proposed. It took her some time but she finally said yes. I just want to say now, Jason, you are in for a horrible life. Sucks to be you dude. She showed more emotion when Jessie was evicted than when her boyfriend asked her to marry him. You know how much of a liar Natalie is? We feed watchers heard her talk about all of this happening, but no one believed her. She lies. Everything about her points to lies. No one that watches the feeds believed her, so we all had something in common with the other houseguests.

After the annoying guest left and Natalie left the HOH room the others asked her what happened. She said there was another Pandora’s Box and she couldn’t play in the Veto and that there was a “Final 2 Reversal”. What that lie entailed was that at the final 2 if she were there with Jordan, and Nat got 6 votes & Jordan got 1 vote, the votes would be reversed and Natalie would lose to Jordan 6-1. No one believed this. So later they confronted her. For someone that is so good at lying she blew it. She said no matter what, don’t ask her about the Pandora’s Box again. That’s it? That’s the best you’ve got?

She finally realized that the other’s weren’t buying her bull$#!t so she came clean. She actually told the truth, but no one believed her, but they pretended to. The smelly boy that cried wolf comes to mind.

Long Live The Queen
Nomination ceremony. Do any of you remember Dustin from Big Brother 8? Gay guy, wore the same gray shirt all the time? Well when he was HOH he wore a cape and a crown and he looked like the biggest tool in the history of the show. Well, Dustin can now breath a sigh of relief because Natalie is now the biggest tool in the history of Big Brother.

Natalie came out in her HOH robe, an inflatable orange crown, Kanye West sunglasses and the bridge from the pool table as what I would assume was her “royal” scepter. I cannot make it clearer how stupid she looked. If you didn’t see it, just imagine the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen and multiply it by about 1000. That still wouldn’t come close to the level of stupidity that Natalie managed to achieve. But it gets better. She nominated Kevin and told him it was for strategic reason. Fine whatever. Then she nominated Michele and told her that it was personal. She said that she keeps her word and that Michele is the devil and she would never make a deal with the Devil. Now think about this for a second. Michele will most likely end up in the Jury. So Natalie is actively throwing away a jury vote, just so she could say I got you and rub it in. She is a moron

I leave you with this, my cherry vanilla Dr Peppers, Natalie might be the most vile person I have ever seen on Big Brother. I hate her. I hate her so much that she made me write an article for an episode I don’t normally write for. She is just so repulsive to me that it makes me rethink my policy on hitting women. (I lost you with that last one didn’t I?)

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[Synnamin]

Yay Maxx! Another chance to show how rotten Natalie truly is! She looked like such an idiot!

[Erika]

Great one Maxx - I'm with you all the way on the Natalie crap! Funny thing though - I remember how much you hated Natalie from BB9 - I think it's got something to do with that name!

[mkwdood]

This Natalie, by any other name, would smell as bad. Loved the description I read elsewhere.
Natalie is just a smelly sack of suck.

[alexandra]

great article Maxx. Anything about how much Natalie sucks is a great read

[cher]

Hey Max,another great post. very funny. LOL I also thought of Dustin when she came out in that getup. Wierd,nasty,vile etc. etc.

[angelfan]

Natalie isn't a girl anyway. She isn't even a person.

[Daniel]

Lol fun article Maxx! I agree on everything you said about the rat, but i think Kevin's style is awesome actually .