Big Brother 11 – Finale-America Hates Natalie & So Do I

[MaxxFisher]

America Hates Natalie & So Do I

Greetings my loyal minions, Maxx Fisher here,

Oh the skies have opened up and the stars are twinkling, the birds are sing and all is right with the world. Why you ask? Jordan won Big Brother 11. But better yet, Natalie lost. How glorious. It was both amazing and fantastic. Is the news that Natalie lost so good that I can just stop the article right here? No? I have to keep going? Fine. Here goes nothing.

This isn’t going to be too long because it is late & I am tired.

First off I have to ask, was Julie Chen wearing a Snuggie tonight? I don’t know if the answer is yes for sure, but it did appear to be a blanket with sleeves. Anyway, Jordan we learned was happy about her HOH part 2 win. Kevin was happy it was Jordan cause he’s pretty sure Natalie would betray him and he’s right. Natalie knows she needs both of them to take her to the end. Kevin was all talk in the Diary Room like he normally is, talking about taking Jordan to the finale. As soon as Gnat is called to the DR Kevin starts working on Jordan. She is getting paranoid with all his questions. Of course she is going to take him. “I am not going to take Kevin to the finale” said Jordan in the Diary Room. Noooooo! You are going to lose if you take Natalie to the end. Think Jordan, think!

Julie has a quick little moment with the HGs that almost made me fall asleep. This led us all to the final episode of JURY HOUSE!!!!

The shoot started off with a close up of Jeff, covered with oil, tanning, a shirtless Russell in the pool & music that made me think I had turned the porn channel on. Jeff & Russell think Kevin will come in next, Lydia & Jessie are thinking Michele. Finally Lydia & Jessie will be right about something. Michele comes walking in and Russell is not happy but Jessie & Lydia almost do a dance. Russell wanted Michele to win and Jeff wanted Michele to win of Jordan didn’t. He also thinks that with Michele gone, Jordan’s chances of staying are slim. They tell Michele that Natalie is really 24, which was not a surprise to her. Michele knew Natalie was lying about her age, but not exactly how old she was. Then Michele tells them all about the second Pandora’s Box ands the fact that Natalie is now engaged. Jessie did not look happy at all. But this revelation lead to a great exchange between Jeff & Lydia.
Jeff: So was her boyfriend?
Lydia: I’m going to like you forever for that Jeff
Jeff: I can’t high five for slamming someone, so was he a tool?

Michele whips out the DVD and they see Nat’s HOH win. When she said she won by sticking to her word Lydia almost vomited. Then they showed here Nomination out fit. Lydia said she was the wannabe Flavor Flav, Michele called her queen of the trailer park and Jeff said he’d vote against her just for that outfit. At this point they dropped a bombshell. Jessie & Lydia would have voted for Michele. So pretty much if she had lasted, Michele would have been the winner. DAMN!

The 5 Jurors began to debate the pros & cons of the final 3. Jeff & Lydia argued a lot. She was for Kevin, he was for Jordan. It was a bit tedious but basically people were for/against Jordan. For/against Kevin. No one was for Natalie. It was great.

The final HOH had Jordan & Kevin trying to figure out what statements the houseguests made. Kevin got Jessie’s, Jeff’s & Michele’s right. Jordan got Lydia’s Russell’s & Michele’s right. So we had a tie. The tie-breaker question was, how many total votes have been cast this season. Kevin said 80, Jordan said 50. The correct answer was…51. JORDAN IS THE FINAL HOH!!!

Jordan looked stunned, but not as stunned as I was to see she won. Well Natalie & Kevin both pleaded their cases but it was Kevin that went home. Jordan looked like she was almost in tears. She kept apologizing saying it wasn’t personal. Kevin just seemed to wander around but Natalie seemed to really want to get him out. He final leaves and Natalie gives Jordan a high five and says “The 2 Girls”. My first thought was what girl is in the house with Jordan, but then I remembered that Natalie thinks itself to be a girl.

While talking to Julie Kevin says that getting him out was a smart move on Jordan’s part and he knows it was just a strategic move. Jordan says over & over in her goodbye message that it wasn’t personal. Natalie just kept talking about how loyal she was to him

It’s time for the Jury to come out and it’s obvious that Jeff & Michele are the 2 most popular there. Kevin comes out and joins the jury, hugging everyone but Jessie. The Jury gets jiped this year because they can only ask 3 questions total to each houseguest. I’m not going to break down every question, I just want to point out that Jordan was rambling & incoherent and Natalie just kept repeating the same “I stayed loyal” mantra over & over. I do want to say that Michele asked Natalie why she wanted her to tell everyone in the Jury House that she was engaged. Natalie gave some BS answer that everyone in the Jury was her friend and she wanted them to know. Now I don’t know about everyone else, but when I have good news, I like to tell people about it myself. So I think she was just trying to get people to give her the money to start her new life with her moron fiancé.

Jordan & Natalie each gave a final plea to garner that last vote from the jury. The audience clapped at Jordan’s. They didn’t make a sound for Natalie. Now was the time for the jury to vote:
Jessie: Well Jordan, Hakuna Matta
Lydia: Jordan I love a good blonde
Russell: You both played a great game
Jeff: Jordan I’m very proud of you, I knew you could make it
Michele: I’m voting for the strongest female in this game
Kevin: I wanted to vote for the cutest, but you’re both cute, so I voted for the most strategic.
Julie they locked in America’s vote.

With the votes in place Julie brought out Braden, Laura, Casey & Ronnie to talk about what they saw on the show after they left. It was Ronnie that dropped the bomb to the jury about what a liar Natalie was. He told Jordan that Nat was actually 24. Jordan was shocked and in the background you could here Kevin yell “I Knew It!!!”
Casey said that the biggest mistake in the game was Jeff believing Natalie & Kevin about the Russell lie. They then showed a clip of all of it going down. Jeff defended himself, siteing the fact that Michele confirmed that Russell said it.
Braden went on some rambling trail about Jessie being a pimp, with Jessie answering in a less articulate fashion than normal.
Laura said she was sickened by the fact that Chima basically quit. There are thousands of people that apply to the show that would kill to be on, only to see her throw it all away, literally. She also said she felt bad for Lydia, Kevin & Natalie because Chima leaving left them with one less person on their side.
They then showed Ronnie calling Michele the worst human being ever. He apologized & she accepted. Hey Ronnie, you had a lot of big talk about what was going to happen at the finale, yet none of it ever happened. Way to be a failure Ron, again.
The best part came next. Julie had asked Jessie earlier about his relationship with Lydia. Jessie said it was purely platonic. Then they showed a clip of them getting it on under the covers. Jessie was forced to admit it was more than platonic. Russell revealed that the relationship was still going on.
Julie did ask Jeff if there was going to be a Jeff & Jordan relationship outside of the house. He said it depends on if she wins or not. Jordan looked (fake) shocked and the audience got a kick out of it.

It was finally vote time. I had t admit that I was nervous, but once I saw the second vote I knew how it was going to end.
America: Jordan
Jessie: Jordan
Lydia: Jordan
Russell: Natalie
Jeff: Jordan
Michele: Jordan
Kevin: Natalie

Wow! Jessie is really, REALLY holding a grudge. I truly can’t believe he did not vote for Natalie. He must have really liked her and felt betrayed by her actions. That was the most stunning part of the night. What was not stunning was Jeff won the $25,000 America’s Choice prize. I really wanted Michele to win that.

I leave you with this, my sleepy bears, how great is it that Natalie didn’t win? It was amazing. The fact that she didn’t win helped pull this season out of the toilet. I really do hope that Big Brother 12 has a better pool of people than 11 did. The only thing that could have made this finale better is if Natalie had been killed by the audience.

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[Synnamin]

A good ending!! No Natalie win! yay!!! Congrats Jordan!

[angelfan]

The only thing better would be if Natalie didn't get 50,000. Oh well I guess you can't have it all.

[alexandra]

I really wanted Michele to win the 25k as well.

Great articles this season Maxx. Very entertaining!

[Alrak]

Thanks for the great articles Maxx.

I was overjoyed when Jessie voted against Natalie. What a slap in the face !!! LOVED IT.......but I am still not certain as to why he did so. I have heard theories that he was upset about the engagement. I know he was disgusted by the lack of effort she put into the challenges and someone else told me he was pissed because Natalie left him a not so nice goodbye message when he was evicted. Your suggestion that he was bitter about something may answer my question..but what was he bitter with Natalie about ?
The engagement ? the good bye message? the fact that she told Lydia things he had said to her?

[Alrak]

Originally Posted by angelfan

The only thing better would be if Natalie didn't get 50,000. Oh well I guess you can't have it all.

I do too, but I console myself with the thought that she may need every cent for the years of therapy she is going to require when she finds out just how much she is despised by America..and of course, Canada as well

[MaxxFisher]

It was the Lydia stuff. He knew about the boyfriend so I don't think he'd care about the engagement and there was no bitter goodbye message like she claims